Friday, July 20, 2012

I Am Such A Narcissist

Stolen from Philadelphia Magazine's Interview with Jennifer Weiner (Click here for her funnier answers).

My name is … spelled correctly.
I am a … mom, wife, teacher, and wannabe writer
I live in … my hometown of Dover. I tried to get out but got sucked back in.
Women need to understand that … men like us just as we are, not the way we think they want us to be.
Men need to understand that … most women are bitches.
People would be surprised to know that I … am very gross, almost as gross as most men.
When I’m writing, I usually drink … Starbucks (duh)
If you really want to get under my skin … act like the world is full of rainbows and unicorns at all times. I appreciate a positive outlook, but you have to be realistic sometimes.
On the Fourth of July … I will be covering my ears like I have since I was little.
The best book I’ve ever written … is the one that is still bouncing around in my brain.
When I retire, I want to live in … Maine in the summers and Savannah in the winters.
I’ve never told anyone this, but … I did some soft-core porn during my college days...KIDDING! Totally kidding.
The most famous person I’ve ever met was … Pete Sampras. I was studying journalism and he played a tourney in Philly. I was able to sit at the table with Pete and the reporters after his match. Soooo handsome. Sweaty, but handsome.
My shoe collection … is housed at DSW.
The thing people misunderstand about me is … that I am this very angry person. I am not. I swear. It's just my facial expressions. I have a natural angry-teacher face.
When I was 16 … I wanted to be 25.
The one thing that Philly really needs is … a better bullpen.
To celebrate my first best-seller … I will probably buy myself a new pair of very impractical shoes.

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